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1876 PROCLAMATION
WHEREAS, the ravages of the cholera in the state of Tennessee
continue to increase frightfully, and,
WHEREAS, we are desirous that the plague shall be obliterated
promptly;
NOW, THEREFORE, we, Norton-1, Dei gratia emperor of the
United States and protector of Mexico, do hereby order and decree that
the whole medical fraternity of the United States, for the present, be
placed under the control of the authorities of the state; and any doctor
ordered from one locality to another, who shall refuse to obey these requests,
shall be fined and imprisoned as the gravity of the case may warrant.
NORTON-1
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?? 1876 PROCLAMATION
The following telegram has been received by His Imperial Majesty Norton-1:
Dear Brother--It is with extreme regret that I receive yours announcing
the nonarrival of the $14,000,000 which I forwarded you some time since.
Be assured that the matter will be immediately looked into, and no stone
left unturned looking to the receiving and safe delivery to you of the
coin.
HOI TANG, EMPEROR
The emperor commands the persons who are in possession of this money to
forthwith give up possession of the coin under penalty of our supreme
displeasure.
NORTON-1
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